REAL Estate

Birthday girl! 1983 flashback - how much did cigarettes cost?

Upvote!
https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/5n9sza/cigarettes/

Merry Christmas (with YOUR family??!)

Christmas Package - THE gift idea for the woman you cherish

Buddy

Hide & Seek
Read it at Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/59fhox/hide_seek/

  Pet Rock Problems

To-Do List - ep 3: 4 WAYS TO SURVIVE VALENTINE'S DAY (With a Broken Heart)

To-Do List - episode 2: 3 TRICKS TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE

To-Do List - episode 1: 5 THINGS TO DO WITHOUT A BOYFRIEND!

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Merry Christmas, my favourite freaks!

SILENCE OF THE CHICKENS

         Soup

                                 Where screams come true... Banksy's Dismaland

Calling God.

Intelligence

http://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/32bl00/intelligence/

Hitler

http://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/2tofzv/hitler/

Australia Day

Nanna wants some more.

HEALTH TALK

Hey there, Not Little Enough Red Riding Hood

endangered kangaroo

  
das magik

My first Toon Boom animation

Lil' Miss's BIG TIPS episode 1 - Never Give Up on Love

I'm Pregnant!

And then this happened...

http://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/1v0md8/walking_dead/

Lil' Miss's live TV debut

puppet sexy burlesque heath mcivor randy feltface jim henson muppets up stuffed and unstrung adults only sick twisted kinky bdsm melbourne live on bowen

Courtney Love sings Heart-Shaped Box - Kurt Cobain howard stern nsfw sick twisted ault comedy puppet puppetry weird satire parody spoof crazy gross

Public Transport Profiler animated comedy sketch serial killer hannibal dexter the killing twin peaks adult swim family guy american dad it's always sunny in philadelphia robot chicken mad archer

News headlines
laugh jokes humour humor comedian australian parody satire sketch absurd basketball jason collins nba gay marriage status quo coles ad down down meatloaf bruce springsteen lol dark comedy news gag

Coming up tonight on Australian TV:

tv offspring asher keddie celebrity splash packed to the rafters game of thrones torrenting download pirating pirated logie logies satire channel 10 9 7 network local black comedy v

the dicky birds

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You can view it below.

 

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Happy Valentine's Day, my dirty birdies!

And remember, if you can't be with the one you love,
rub the one you were born with!

 

 

Vinnie Van Gogh
My new year's resolution is to be a better listener.
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the dicky birds

MERRY CHRISTMAS

from all the characters of 10 Minutes Later!

WRONGTOWN  episode 1

Boys only!

CURRENT AFFAIRS

  

Adolf Hitler

Right. So no-one donated to my crowdfunding. It's cool. Times are tough. I get it. But I'd still love to see y'all at my EXHIBITION! It'll be bitchin'! FREE entry, wine & nibbles. RSVP the FB event. See ya there!!

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friar benedict groeschel, todd akin, paedophile priests, legitimate rape, sex abuse, catholic church, pedophile

Adolf Hitler

Yo dudes! I've started a crowdsourcing page for my new paintings. Hope to get enough for an exhibition. Plz support my art!! I'll love you forevrrrr!!!!!!!!

Support Hitler's new painting series! 
www.crowdfund.com.de/HypeForHitler
Choose your support package. Donations start as low as 5 Deutsche mark. For 200 Deutsche mark you can touch Adolf's moustache!

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 neil armstrong dies age 82, lance armstrong still alive and kicking

  

Blue suitcase says...

I'd be lost without the compassionate guidance of my grandmother:

"If you ever find yourself penniless, turn to Faith -
she'll give you a great
job smuggling cocaine
in from Venezuela."

Nanna prefers to think of the condom as half-full.

Public service announcement on Africa by Little Miss

Adolf Hitler

Hey everyone, check out my new drawing! It's for my folio to get into the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna.
If you like it, 'like' it. Thanks guys!!!!!  

                     











 

             

                      like - comment - share - 105 years ago via Mobile

bad invention #87

  

 elasticated breast implants.

  the dicky birds

Anna X Tortionist

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's our demands, we have your baby.
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George W Bush quote

dirty things in the bedroom

Tom Jones

Sex doll, sex doll, you're my sex doll, I can fast-inflate you when I need to fill your hole... 
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Nanna would tell my brothers:

The only thing to fear in life,
is fear itself. Unless you were were born with an ugly penis.
In which case you had better become very, very rich.

They're all extremely successful suicidists now.

Ingrid Elkner 

I can't wait to meet a sweet, thoughtful,
loving guy so I can utter those 5 little words:
"I'm not wearing a bra". 
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