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Adolf Hitler

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 neil armstrong dies age 82, lance armstrong still alive and kicking

  

Blue suitcase says...

I'd be lost without the compassionate guidance of my grandmother:

"If you ever find yourself penniless, turn to Faith -
she'll give you a great
job smuggling cocaine
in from Venezuela."

Nanna prefers to think of the condom as half-full.

Public service announcement on Africa by Little Miss

Adolf Hitler

Hey everyone, check out my new drawing! It's for my folio to get into the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna.
If you like it, 'like' it. Thanks guys!!!!!  

                     











 

             

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bad invention #87

  

 elasticated breast implants.

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Anna X Tortionist

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's our demands, we have your baby.
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George W Bush quote

dirty things in the bedroom

Tom Jones

Sex doll, sex doll, you're my sex doll, I can fast-inflate you when I need to fill your hole... 
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Nanna would tell my brothers:

The only thing to fear in life,
is fear itself. Unless you were were born with an ugly penis.
In which case you had better become very, very rich.

They're all extremely successful suicidists now.

Ingrid Elkner 

I can't wait to meet a sweet, thoughtful,
loving guy so I can utter those 5 little words:
"I'm not wearing a bra". 
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all's fair in lunch & war

international travel

the hunger games

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happy mother's day!

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Ingrid Elkner 

I love going out clubbing but I don't think the seals enjoy it. 
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logical

 

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  oral fixation

Nanna always said:

"Don't look a gift-horse
in the mouth if you
could be checking how
well he's hung."

She was very fond of horseriding.

   

 

Beyoncé

If you like it then you should have put your thing in it.
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