FOR SALE: 2nd hand Self-Esteem
Has taken a battering from time to time but has been since re-inflated.
A few dints and scratches but otherwise in good nick, runs well and could be good as a back-up if your current self-esteem gets damaged.
Prone to shrinking, easy to lose, but a must for anyone without.
Owner upgrading to self-love. Call 9191 4800

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