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Woman seeks man
For friendship and more.
My hobbies include stripping
antique furniture, sexing
parrots, touching my pussy
with animal reiki, and wrapping my mouth around
a nice cold icypole on a summer’s day.
Need a man for long, hot nights of
putting up shelving, afternoons of wet
weather driving lessons, and looking at tits
and finches in my bird-watching book.
Must be up for unambiguous sexual intercourse.
Call 9915 4083 to leave a LoveMatch message.




SOYLENT GREEN isn't really people.
They just told us that because if we knew
it was organic vegies and soy meat
we'd never eat it.



Ingrid Elkner I've just figured out the ecological cause of blue-green algae - Captain Planet having sex with Smurfette in dams. Nature is fucking gross.
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