Grampa was always a well of inspiration:

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try Rohypnol."

I've been succeeding a lot since then.






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MISSED CONNECTIONS
Cinderella, where are you?
Red-headed damsel in distress, lost your shoe on the steps of Parliament House. I was one of the protesters pulling at your limbs and screaming “Racist!”, hazel eyes. Felt like we had a moment. Coffee?
Call 9428 3871, inbox #301


What do you get when you steal a shoe from a prime minister?

A hopping red kangascrewyouTonyAbbottkeepyourdamnmouthshut

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Heaven Can Wait by ingrid elkner


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Ingrid Elkner Peeps keep staring at me 'cos I have a MILF-moustache. What, like milk from a cow's titty on your lip is any less gross?
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FREE TO GOOD HOME: 1 x YELLOW WIGGLE
Used, moderate visible damage to confidence, may leak from the eyes.
Going for a song! Does not come with big red car, hot potatoes, or dignity.
Other Wiggles sold-out separately.
Call Dorothy on 9825 7361

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Coming up tonight on Channel 10:

7.00   The Amazing Racist

8.00   Raising Pope

8.30   Dirty Dancing with the Stars

                           All programs rated un-PC

Entertainment to erotic asphyxiate to!

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Ingrid Elkner Every time I see a Lars Von Trier film I'm left thinking... 'That could have done with a fashion montage.'
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