Ingrid Elkner I made a bucket list and I've been working through it. I have no idea what the fuck to do with them all. I mean, how many buckets does a person need before they die?
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She says, he thinks...

My grandfather always said:

"Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you can chloroform, behead, disembowel, bury in the backyard and lie to the police about today".

Always a practical man.