Cinderella, where are you?
Red-headed damsel in distress, lost your shoe on the steps of Parliament House. I was one of the protesters pulling at your limbs and screaming “Racist!”, hazel eyes. Felt like we had a moment. Coffee?
Call 9428 3871, inbox #301

What do you get when you steal a shoe from a prime minister?

A hopping red kangascrewyouTonyAbbottkeepyourdamnmouthshut